What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:03

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
Still no good
So they tried
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Have you ever lost any respect for someone instantly?
No way
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